They Also Found the Prostitutes Quickly - Evidently

Forwarded to me by a friend.

Merle 

Isn't it amazing that, within only one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade,








The press found every woman with whom Tiger has had an affair during the last few years?







And, they even uncovered photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, etc.!







Furthermore, they not only knew the cause of the family fight, but they even knew it was a 9 iron from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade.







Not only that, they knew which wedge! And, each & every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates



On Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's divorce settlement figures, as well as the dates & Tournaments in which he would play.



Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for over three years, yet this very same press:







Cannot find any of his childhood friends or neighbors;







Or find any of Obama's high school or college classmates;







Or locate any of his college papers or grades;







Or determine how he paid for both a Columbia & a Harvard education;







Or discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's;







Or even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism.







They just can't seem to uncover any of this.







Yet, the public still trusts that same press to give them the whole truth!







Don't you find that totally amazing ?







NOW TELL ME THERE IS NO CORRUPTION IN THE AMERICAN PRESS







You cannot get the water to clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.





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